10 Things You Should Know About Guys

Guys, Yeah, we're all kinds of complicated--the stupid kind, the "Huh?" kind, the gross kind, the infuriating kind, the sweet kind, the all-kinds-of-everything-rolled-into-one kind. But we don"t want to be, really. So, I've complied this list of things you just have to know about the mysteries of male-hood. It's not a definite list, for sure (that will take the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica), but it ought to be enough for you to forgive me my nonsensical quirks.

1. We'll never take a hint
In hindsight, it should be stunningly obvious that the only reason you take us window-shopping with you is to drop a big fat clue...but our eyes were glazed over, our brainwaves were tuning out. We plead innocent! We'll clean our ears next time.

2. We are desperate for your attention
So desperate, in fact, that we will act all emo and loner and weepy and depressed just so you'll come over and ask, "Hey, is there anything wrong?" And when we say, "Nothing"' we actually mean, "Please stay with me and cheer me up...please!" Yeah, we know: we're pathetic. read more...